Newsletter: August 1, 2021
Welcome to the NEW newsletter from Mad Mike The Rhodesian and Duck!
Firstly, our humble apologies for the past few months not sending out a newsletter. This newsletter will appear monthly during the first weekend of the month. The jokes are the same this month as in January 2021, but that's just to get a starting point for the new service.
WHAT'S NEW & IMPORTANT!
1. COMING SHORTLY: Time to entertain! A NEW entertainment / show website coming this month (hopefully in time for my birthday)! Shortly you can book you next video show on this new website. A short sneak-peek will be available on the website...
2. Check our new WEBSITE!
3. Check our new SHOP for MP3s and other items.
4. My wife is my curator and is selling my pencil sketches on a special art page at MASCAS Art Gallery & Artist Management for a dirt cheap $250.00 each, excluding postage.
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DUCK'S MESSAGE
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MIKE'S MESSAGE
MESSAGE #1
This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2.
Q: What did the cat say to the duck when the duck ate the cat's fish?
A: You cat to be kitten me!
MESSAGE #2
Child-friendly joke.125 kg on Earth is 47.25 kg on Mercury... No, I am not fat. I'm just on the wrong planet!
Mad Mike, The Rhodesian and Duck
MESSAGE #3
Child-friendly computer joke.
My cellphone got more memory than my computer!
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These jokes comes with compliments from Readers Digest, Everything Mom, Fatherly and Thought Catalog. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN.
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Mad Mike, The Rhodesian and Duck